Why Female Condoms Just Never Really Took Off…

I was talking to a friend of mine recently.

A female friend might I add.

And the topic of female condoms came up.

It went something like this:

Me: I don’t really understand why female condoms never took off…

Her: I do, “Hey hold on one sec while I stick this rubber balloon up my pussy before we get it on”

Me: *sigh*

And that was it.

Sometimes all it takes is one unpleasant sentence, followed by an uncomfortable visual to shut me the fuck up…

- Logical

Published in: on July 8, 2009 at 3:37 pm  Comments (14)  
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  1. another reason:

    nobody really wants to fuck a limp plastic flower that’s hanging out of someone’s orifice…

  2. “Hey, hold on one sec while I stick this rubber balloon over my dick before we get it on” doesn’t sound like much fun either. Both are like taking a bath with your socks on.

  3. I don’t think it took off because it just looks like it would take a few mins to put it on. And that would just kill the mood. Also because how would you know if it’s even on right? Then you would be stressing over if your pregnant..idk…

  4. How does the female condom work anyway?

  5. Hahaaha!!!!! I love it. Very accurate!!!!

  6. hilarious! and oh so true!!

  7. I could never wrap my mind around how it would’ve stayed in place. That’s either REALLY tame sex, or there are billions upon billions of tiny suction cups all over the outside…

  8. Then again…why did normal condoms take off?
    I have never liked putting the damn things on and as far as im concerned girls dont like em either (that is monogamous relationship girls)

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  10. You are the dumbest cum-guzzling, sausage-jockeying monkey-brained moron I have ever heard wield the English language…http://www.scatpornpass.com/scatpornsex2/17/images/scat-porn05.jpg

    Hopefully this comment will SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP FOR GOOD!

    • Shut up loser

    • Hey douchebag – get back to work. Those Cinnabons don’t just ice themselves now, do they?

      • No, I pay for them all. Icey bums and pearl necklaces for all of my wives. And I see you wish to be part of my harem…

  11. Lol. I guess we’ll never really know.


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