I was talking to a friend of mine recently.
A female friend might I add.
And the topic of female condoms came up.
It went something like this:
Me: I don’t really understand why female condoms never took off…
Her: I do, “Hey hold on one sec while I stick this rubber balloon up my pussy before we get it on”
And that was it.
Sometimes all it takes is one unpleasant sentence, followed by an uncomfortable visual to shut me the fuck up…