Comments on: The Fleshlight – A True Sign Of Mankind Settling… http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/12/10/the-fleshlight-a-true-sign-of-mankind-settling/ Real Commentary...Tumultuous Times... Sat, 09 Apr 2011 14:49:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: shit http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/12/10/the-fleshlight-a-true-sign-of-mankind-settling/#comment-651 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:20:59 +0000 http://andthisismyamerica.wordpress.com/?p=1068#comment-651 A plethora of sex toys are available for men, just google Tenga…

]]> By: Gunner http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/12/10/the-fleshlight-a-true-sign-of-mankind-settling/#comment-647 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:18:57 +0000 http://andthisismyamerica.wordpress.com/?p=1068#comment-647 I just clean them in the shower. It takes 2-4 minutes and is very straight-forward.

]]> By: Chris http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/12/10/the-fleshlight-a-true-sign-of-mankind-settling/#comment-506 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:29:18 +0000 http://andthisismyamerica.wordpress.com/?p=1068#comment-506 Oh please – anything with a hole is a sex toy for men. Have you not heard of that man who was arrested for fucking the table from his patio-furniture set? And where are the fuck dolls and robots for women? Where is the equally sophisticated female equivalent of the RealTouch? Men can be accused of a lot of things, but “leaving masturbating out” of, well, anything? Don’t make me laugh.

And you’re complaining about having to wash your fleshlight in the bathroom or kitchen sink? Where the fuck do you think women wash their vibrators? In special dildo-washing sinks?

]]> By: rick http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/12/10/the-fleshlight-a-true-sign-of-mankind-settling/#comment-405 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:06:03 +0000 http://andthisismyamerica.wordpress.com/?p=1068#comment-405 They are surprisingly well made and easy to clean. The real problem seems to be cleaning up the lube. You can also wear a condom. It would be logical if you didn’t want to clean it up.

How long has it been since mass-produced dildos have been around? It is about time. I laud their practices and products.

]]> By: DR. LARRY MITCHELL http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/12/10/the-fleshlight-a-true-sign-of-mankind-settling/#comment-404 Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:24:02 +0000 http://andthisismyamerica.wordpress.com/?p=1068#comment-404 “Also, it has to be all about job creation.”

Somebody’s gotta clean those things out.

What I’m picturing is a fleet of discreetly-decorated Geeksquad-esque vehicles roaming the streets who, for a nominal fee, will rinse the willy-goo out of your Pocket Pulsatron™ at your office or residence. Maybe we can get the sperm bank people in on this in some sort of cooperative crossover deal.

Just a thought.

]]> By: thelogicalsmoker http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/12/10/the-fleshlight-a-true-sign-of-mankind-settling/#comment-399 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:34:56 +0000 http://andthisismyamerica.wordpress.com/?p=1068#comment-399 Your right…it doesn’t sound horrible in theory…until you have just “turned it inside out about” 10-15 times hahaha and now you have caked up cum residue inside that motherfucker…

Ugh

]]> By: Xyz http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/12/10/the-fleshlight-a-true-sign-of-mankind-settling/#comment-398 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 05:37:53 +0000 http://andthisismyamerica.wordpress.com/?p=1068#comment-398 I do not have one, but I have read you just flip it inside out to clean it out. That doesn’t sound so horrible…

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