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	<title>Comments on: Top Five Things To Steal From Your Office When You&#8217;re Leaving For Good&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: bob thruman</title>
		<link>http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/11/top-5-things-to-steal-from-your-office-when-your-leaving-for-good/#comment-684</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bob thruman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 18:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is dumb.  Why not just make a list of things to steal from the supermarket?  A) don&#039;t steal the coffee machine - - your coworkers didn&#039;t lay you off -- STEAL THE COFFEE.  B) don&#039;t steal the computer - - it&#039;s probably crap anyway: take the LCD Monitor  C) the server?  really?  dude.  there are backups.  you&#039;re just pissing people in the IT dept off - - instead, copy the data off of there and share it with another company or find something useful to do with it.  D) the copy machine -- useless.  You&#039;ll never get it out the door.  And when you do, what&#039;ya gonna do with it?  Stick it in your apartment next to your dogfood?  If you can plug it in - - meaning, that it doesn&#039;t blow your circuits in your house, it&#039;s going to take massive power AND you&#039;ll have to maintain that sucker.  Try stealing a printer instead.  Like one you can actually sneak out the door.  And that&#039;d be useful to you.

Sheesh.  Amateurs.  ;)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is dumb.  Why not just make a list of things to steal from the supermarket?  A) don&#8217;t steal the coffee machine &#8211; - your coworkers didn&#8217;t lay you off &#8212; STEAL THE COFFEE.  B) don&#8217;t steal the computer &#8211; - it&#8217;s probably crap anyway: take the LCD Monitor  C) the server?  really?  dude.  there are backups.  you&#8217;re just pissing people in the IT dept off &#8211; - instead, copy the data off of there and share it with another company or find something useful to do with it.  D) the copy machine &#8212; useless.  You&#8217;ll never get it out the door.  And when you do, what&#8217;ya gonna do with it?  Stick it in your apartment next to your dogfood?  If you can plug it in &#8211; - meaning, that it doesn&#8217;t blow your circuits in your house, it&#8217;s going to take massive power AND you&#8217;ll have to maintain that sucker.  Try stealing a printer instead.  Like one you can actually sneak out the door.  And that&#8217;d be useful to you.</p>
<p>Sheesh.  Amateurs.  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 02:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was great, coffee is legal crack, love it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was great, coffee is legal crack, love it.</p>
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		<title>By: Ted</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ted]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Few other things...

Yellow sticky notes
Pads of paper
Pens and paper for a lifetime
Office supplies
Plants for the house
stapler and staples
Nice paper- for resumes...etc
Envelopes for a lifetime
Cleaning supplies-every bit helps
The coffee contribution fund....dip in every day
A couple of printers
Cartriges for the printers
Memo pads]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Few other things&#8230;</p>
<p>Yellow sticky notes<br />
Pads of paper<br />
Pens and paper for a lifetime<br />
Office supplies<br />
Plants for the house<br />
stapler and staples<br />
Nice paper- for resumes&#8230;etc<br />
Envelopes for a lifetime<br />
Cleaning supplies-every bit helps<br />
The coffee contribution fund&#8230;.dip in every day<br />
A couple of printers<br />
Cartriges for the printers<br />
Memo pads</p>
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		<title>By: At This Point, Consider Our Economy Fucked&#8230; &#171; And This Is My America?</title>
		<link>http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/11/top-5-things-to-steal-from-your-office-when-your-leaving-for-good/#comment-315</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[At This Point, Consider Our Economy Fucked&#8230; &#171; And This Is My America?]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] next time folks&#8230;I need to get back to finding things around the office to steal in the event I get layed off [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] next time folks&#8230;I need to get back to finding things around the office to steal in the event I get layed off [...]</p>
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		<title>By: thelogicalsmoker</title>
		<link>http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/11/top-5-things-to-steal-from-your-office-when-your-leaving-for-good/#comment-282</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[thelogicalsmoker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lol yea man this shit is real and I mean every fucking word!!!!

I want that copier!!!!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lol yea man this shit is real and I mean every fucking word!!!!</p>
<p>I want that copier!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Mike James</title>
		<link>http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/11/top-5-things-to-steal-from-your-office-when-your-leaving-for-good/#comment-281</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike James]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#039;re my hero, this shit is fucking genius!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re my hero, this shit is fucking genius!</p>
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